February 2011
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kapowewhat:
I SEE HOW IT IS MONICA
hermyoohnee:
I’m like, no thanks, I’m too busy wearing my jimjams and cruising tumblr, waiting to pass out from sleep deprivation. Oh, but you have fun doing that weird ass shit y’all do when you do clubbing.
YOU KNEW I WAS TIRED, KATIE. YOU KNEW.
enunciate asked: how dost thou liketh?
enunciate asked: would you ever poop in a k. winters port-o-potty?
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enunciate asked: how much, on estimate, did your heaviest poop weigh?
enunciate asked: when did you last have the sex? oh wait
amantes-amentes asked: TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET PIERCED.
There, TMI Tuesday, now you know. Haha.
There, TMI Tuesday, now you know. Haha.
thesejadednotes asked: You should get a tongue piercing. Why?
BECAUSE OUR NIGHTS OF HARD AND PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING WILL BE MORE..
insatiable?
BECAUSE OUR NIGHTS OF HARD AND PASSIONATE LOVE MAKING WILL BE MORE..
insatiable?
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I don't know how this TMI Tuesday thing works, but...
By asking me really personal/uncomfortable questions. I’m not altogether that interesting, so y’all might have to get creative.
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WANT TO KNOW WHO IS SEXY?
amantes-amentes is sexy. In celebration of such, I have a .gif of Erin Cummings snogging a woman.
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AT SHIRLEY'S REQUEST
This evening, Shirley and I ate potatos, while Isabel laid on her back on my bed and exhausted our Mini-Wheat and Bits&Bites supply. We contemplated many a thing, including the merits of Shirley’s flatulence, and the parameters by which Isabel and I would engage in a sexual relationship. The conclusion to the latter musing was, of course, in the event that Shirley dies at a young age,...
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What are you doing tonight, Brain?
Same thing I do every night, Pinky: read two books of the Odyssey, condition my hair, and weep TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
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awomanontheverge asked: Thank you dear! <3
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thirt33n- started following you
January 2011
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SHE’S FARTING!
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Winkling my dinklepuss all day with Shirley.
Locked in my flat with only Shirley, mini-Wheats, and my dwindling sanity. Oh god, someone help me.
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Spartacus: Gods of the Arena
A show that makes me straighter and straighter with every ludus montage.
infradignitatem asked: I'm halfway through season one of Skins because of your influence.
WHY IS IT SO GOOD? THANK YOU.
WHY IS IT SO GOOD? THANK YOU.
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THIS MINI-WHEAT FELL IN AN INOPPORTUNE NOOK OF MY...
I’m going to eat it anyway, once I catch the bastard.
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Living vicariously through my friends.
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Watchmeylinchoy:
Skins / Season Four Finale, Naomi’s speech to Emily
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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE GONOPORES OF SEA URCHINS,...
I DON’T WANT TO WRITE A PAPER ON THEM. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
In related news, gonopore refers to a genital pore.
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“The lesbian community has tried to claim me. But I only date androids. Nothing...”
– -Janelle Monae, alien from outer space and musical artist of my heart.
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What needs to be said of Egypt →
TL;DW- Dr. Zahid Hawass, Secretary General of the Supreme Council of Antiquities in Egypt, has worked tirelessly to retrieve the artifacts that have been seized and kept in European countries for the past two centuries. Now that reports of destroyed artifacts of the National Museum in Cairo have been blaming everyone from rioters to a scheme by the president, his efforts are undone (ie. Germany...
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“The Latin relative pronoun has a full declensional system. That is to say, it...”
– Dale A. Grote, A Comprehensive Guide to Wheelocks’ Latin, or (as I like to call it), THIS DAMN LANGUAGE IS DEAD FOR A REASON. (via ameliaelizabeth)
BUT I LOVE LATIN AND I KNOW PEOPLE WHO SPEAK IT FLUENTLY.
(via amantes-amentes)
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mimbulusmimbletonia- started following you