“IT’S ALRIGHT, I’M HERE”

I must live with my quiet rage...: 10 Reasons Why The Addams Family Is Awesome(ly Feminist) 

soapboxinggeek:

1. Anjelica Huston was 40 when she played Morticia. Considering that it’s very hard for women over 40 (who aren’t A-listers) to get lead parts, that’s already a milestone. But she’s also sexy. Incredibly sexy. Yes, she’s playing the mother of a pair of preteens, but…

iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually fall into it.

That appliance still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

missdarjeeling:

anagramaconda:

When in doubt.

sam this is the best thing you’ve ever blogged ever 

“It’s a Kafka high. You feel like a bug.”

Me and Abed have an agreement.

leteachbreathfillthedarkness:

-spacegandalf-:

parabatai:

defyingsanity:

Theh weel be no fooleesh wond wehveeng or silly incantehshuns in this class. As sahch, Ah doon’t expe’ many oov ya to appreshiyeh’ the sah’le sahnce an exah’ ah’ tha’ is pooshoon making. ‘Owevah, foor thoose seleck few whoo pahsess thaw predispoosishun, Ah kin teach ya ‘ow ta bewitch tha moind and ensneh tha senses. Ah kin tell yaa ha ta bo’le fame, brew glowry and even put a stoppah on Deaf, yah.

Mother of God I am crying

There are no words to describe the noises coming out of my mouth right now.

OH MY FUCKING GOD