“IT’S ALRIGHT, I’M HERE”
1. Anjelica Huston was 40 when she played Morticia. Considering that it’s very hard for women over 40 (who aren’t A-listers) to get lead parts, that’s already a milestone. But she’s also sexy. Incredibly sexy. Yes, she’s playing the mother of a pair of preteens, but…
this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.
shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap
this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.
listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually fall into it.
That appliance still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken
“Phantom Limb” - The Shins
Me and Abed have an agreement.
Theh weel be no fooleesh wond wehveeng or silly incantehshuns in this class. As sahch, Ah doon’t expe’ many oov ya to appreshiyeh’ the sah’le sahnce an exah’ ah’ tha’ is pooshoon making. ‘Owevah, foor thoose seleck few whoo pahsess thaw predispoosishun, Ah kin teach ya ‘ow ta bewitch tha moind and ensneh tha senses. Ah kin tell yaa ha ta bo’le fame, brew glowry and even put a stoppah on Deaf, yah.
Mother of God I am crying
There are no words to describe the noises coming out of my mouth right now.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The Three Ravens by Andrew King.
It is a shame that Andrew King is no longer a member of Sol Invictus. He has such a strong voice. In the past, all of the best Sol Invictus albums have been the ones where the singing duty has been divided between Tony Wakeford and Ian Read, Matt Howden or Andrew King (depending on the lineup). When the only vocalist is Tony Wakeford, it can sometimes get tiring due to his limited singing abilities, whereas Andrew King has such a good range that he can get away with releasing hour-long solo albums without his voice starting to grate!
yes, to all of this.
California Gurls — Karen Gillan and the Babes